Joke who invented fire

Adoomi Why is a house calling 16? Faroosi How does the day say Seven? How are you going to get out? Just stop imagining! Faris What type of leaf rhymes with a type of river? Adam How does the door open when it is locked?

Adam There was a boy who has a flashlight, and saw 3 doors. Faris There was a boy walking in a castle, and saw 3 doors, the first door has angry tigers, and the second door has a big reef that you need to swim through, and the last one has aliens from outer space.

The reef, because he can swim through it. Azooz What starts with T and ends with T and has T in the middle? A teapot. Have you tried to do anything to stop it on your own? We would h Oil well fire fighters 3 tycoons own an oil well that catches on fire.

They try everything they can think of to put it out, to no avail. So they call Red Adair, the famous oil well fire fighter. He tells them he can put out the fire, but it will be 3 weeks before he can get there and will cost half a million dollars.

Fire Sale! Our corner deli had a fire last week. They were right back in business the next day, though, selling smoked ham, smoked turkey, smoked cheeses Why are fire engines red? So they can sneak up on fires without being caught. Pedro got fired. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the cucumber slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Pedro to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs.

Did you hear about the Janitor who got fired for smoking weed? They claimed he was high maintainence. Originally by Rick Aston Martin. They each fire a missile at each other to while the other out. The two missiles meet each other over half way to their destination.

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory I got fired from my job at the calendar factory a couple weeks ago, and all I did was take a few days off.

But it's alright, I think I'm going to become a mirror washer. It's something I can really see myself doing. Why did the ex-military chef fire his waitstaff? I once got fired from a canned juice company Apparently, I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. If you set a fire for a man you'll keep him warm for a few hours But if you set a man on fire you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

I got fired from my job as a cashier today This customer walked in, picked up something from the counter, walked up to the till and said, "I'd like to pay for a Bagel with Cream Cheese..

This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. I was just fired from my job so I turned in my gun and badge The other cashiers were quite concerned. What do you call a member of the Bucharest Fire Brigade?

A py-Romanian. Google just test fired the first fully automated rifle ever made, but it jammed on the first shot! Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm? An engineer, a scientist, and a theoretical mathematician walk into a room. A fire breaks out and the scientist grabs the fire extinguisher and squirts one tiny spot and the fire goes out.

A Blonde in a Fire One day a blonde woman is in her house and she smells smoke then her fire detector goes off. She quick runs to the phone to dial She explains to the dispatcher her situation. Why did Eazy-E get fired from Burger King? Because he wouldn't wrap his Whopper.

Why was spongebob fired from his job as a chemist? A four-foot tall man was fired from his job Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet.

He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard. You killed my father. Prepare to die. I have been freed from Earthly desires and acheived inner peace. I wish for nothing more than to move on to m I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind guy and my boss fired me for it. Guess I'll have to find a bus driving job in a new city. There was a fire at my local model village today Eye witness reports claim that flames could be seen from up to 3 feet away.

Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get. I got fired from the unemployment department. They're still paying me though. Vaccinating your kid is like banning fire from a gas station A good idea. Got fired today because I asked a crying kid where his parents were I loved working at an orphanage. Lighting a fire is the only thing Why did the parole officer get fired?

He got Bill Cosby a job as a bartender. I got fired from my job at the golf club today, here's how the conversation went. You're fired! You put your dick inside the golf ball washer!!? This is not acceptable at all! You may leave at on A Chemist, Biologist, and Physicist were captured by Nazis The Nazis had taken all three scientists to the woods and lined them up on their knees with their hands on their head.

They were about to be executed. The Nazis aim their guns, and the biologist screams "bear". The Nazis turn around expecting a bear, but none was there. The biologist had esc Dave is an advertising executive in L. His colleagues love hearing his stories about this celebrity, or that politician. Little known fact, in the 70s, Jim Morrison was originally the head of Microsoft.

But after a few years, he was fired and replaced by Bill Gates. Apparently, he made better Doors than Windows. A man goes bear hunting in the woods He finds a rather large bear and it spots him. He tries to shoot it but misses. The bear swats the gun out of his hands and trows him to the ground. Then rips his pants off and fucks him in the ass.

A few days later the now very sore hunter come back with a much larger rifle and attempts to s My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it might be me. I just got fired from my job as a palaeontologist because I didn't recognise a female Stegosaurus. In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.

A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change. Credits: Here is the account by Mike Jones describing how this ancient post was retrieved. I am grateful to Mike, to Jeff Baird, and to all the others who played a role in this effort. It is great that we can view this bit of Internet history once again. Many people were involved in this computing archaeology success story. Scott Fahlman provided data narrowing the probable span of time during which the post was made.

Howard and Bob Cosgrove, the current director, determined that backup tapes from that period still existed and asked Jeff Baird of the facilities staff to try to find and restore the post.

Dave Livingston of facilities located a working 9- track tape drive and a machine to use it on.